Experiencing the bowels of history in real time is always a treat, especially since it is free, and since we live in an economy on the brink of collapse, we are lucky that our country is beheaded by a billionaire who is known for his philandering, philanthropy.

He has even been kind enough to give us some advice and money saving tips.

When it comes to your children he remarks, “I’m just saying they don’t need to have 30 dolls. They can have three. They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have five.”

Wow. I love when a capitalist is anti-capitalist.

It shows that even they hate the system they benefit from. Like, why take a shit on a golden toilet when you can just take a shit on a regular one? I bet, if I can’t pay my bills—and even if I can,  and I just plain ole refuse—then I should file for bankruptcy. Oh, wait—student loans don’t get wiped out from bankruptcy but millions in dollars of debt owed small businesses who went under because of said judgement does.

Okay, we will scratch that tip.

Only the smartest of the smart believe that a billionaire has your best financial interests at heart, when he does not even want your children to be able to afford more than three dolls, but also wants you to have more babies? And forget your children having other hobbies because who needs 250 pencils—I mean definitely not colored pencils—because under fascism we won’t have time for art, we will all be far too busy working in the gulag. It is crazy to watch how he still has supporters even after they have lost their jobs. If you still have your job, you can also sink a ridiculous amount of money into buying a cyber truck, which looks just like a warped refrigerator but isn’t nearly as durable.

Tesla Cybertruck in the Financial District, Manhattan Image credit: Kidfly182

Hell, get you some Tesla stock while you’re at it. I heard the company is doing so well, the CEO even stepped down from his budgeting duties at DOGE, to go back and keep his company going. 

As Trump seeks to put a 100% tariff on foreign movies, entertainment may be a bit more expensive, so if you are looking for a way to make some quick cash so you can still enjoy life, racism always pays. You can even make half a million dollars by calling a five-year-old a racial slur.

There is money to be made folks, you just have to buy fewer dolls to for your children, while making money off the trauma caused to Black children. 

Kyla Jenée Lacey is an accomplished third-person bio composer. Her spoken word has garnered tens of millions of views, and has been showcased on Pop Sugar, Write About Now, Buzzfeed, Harper’s Bizarre, Diet Prada, featured on the Tamron Hall show, and Laura Ingraham from Fox News called her work, “Anti-racist propaganda.”. She has performed spoken word at over 300 colleges in over 40 states. Kyla has been a finalist in the largest regional poetry slam in the country, no less than five times, and was nominated as Campus Activities Magazine Female Performer of the Year. Her work has been acknowledged by several Grammy-winning artists. Her poetry has been viewed over 50 million times and even used on protest billboards in multiple countries. She has written for large publications such as The Huffington Post, BET.com, and the Root Magazine and is the author of "Hickory Dickory Dock, I Do Not Want Your C*ck!!!," a book of tongue-in-cheek poems, about patriarchy....for manchildren.

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